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Have you played the Google game "Your name is"?  Type your name and 'is' into Google and amuse yourself with the results.  Kate is:

Kate is a multi document editor, based on a rewritten version of the kwrite
Kate is a beautiful, determined, self-conscious and mysterious passenger of flight 185
Sexy Kate is back, again
Kate is all manufactured in rural America with great attention to detail ...well I guess I was made in rural America
Venemous Kate is back ...yess
Kate is also an award-winning classical singer who performs with the Queensland Orchestra
Kate is anorexic...Bad Kate, you besmudge the name of all Kates
Kate Is Still Great! ...hell yeah
Kate is pregnant...oh dear god no!
Kate is what's called a transsexual person
Kate is now a well-known name in any motorcycle-racing sphere
Kate is changing all the time...I sure hope so

Leppanen is much cooler, clean-cut and intellectual
Leppanen is a freshman with an undeclared major
Leppanen is probably still wandering Europe as a gypsy
Leppanen is a standout in multiple events, including the shot put and the high jump
Leppanen is one of the most versatile guitarists

I'm amused.